Let's Snig Lets

GHAT FEELING

2012-01-03T06:16:00.001-08:00

Just knowing that there are mountains near you.

AZTECHS

2011-12-13T03:20:00.001-08:00

Mexican software engineers.

CONDOMINIMUM

2011-06-26T07:47:00.001-07:00

Apartments in Bombay.

PARIWAR

2011-06-25T02:04:00.001-07:00

A family feud.

MANDELBROTH

2011-06-08T06:03:00.000-07:00

A soup with Fractal Patterns.

SHANTY SAGAR

2011-06-08T06:01:00.000-07:00

A badly built Darshini/hotel in Bangalore.

Cuntortionist

2011-05-17T01:18:00.001-07:00

A woman with an elastic vagina.

Drugged out.

2011-05-03T10:36:00.000-07:00

Crocaine - Smashed crocin to be snorted.

Weedli - Idli made with weed. Indian version of Hash Brownies.

Cannabisleri - Cannabis flavoured mineral water.

Crocaine

2011-05-03T10:35:00.001-07:00

Powdered drug made by smashing Crocin.

Terrorwrists

2011-05-03T10:34:00.004-07:00

Arms of Osama Bin Laden.

Pron

2011-05-03T10:34:00.003-07:00

Adult films for fish.

Hunkle

2011-05-03T10:34:00.001-07:00

An Uncle who thinks he looks like a Hunk.

Monali Shah

2011-05-03T10:33:00.000-07:00

The gujurati women Da Vinci managed to draw. Not so famous as Mona.

Capashitty

2011-05-03T10:32:00.000-07:00

The amount of shit a person can hold in before going to the bathroom.

DOPPELBANGERS

2011-04-20T05:45:00.001-07:00

Two similar-looking people having sex.

BARGAIN

2011-02-07T09:58:00.000-08:00

Money you gain due to the mistake in the bill in the bar

Bua Constrictor

2011-01-17T22:23:00.000-08:00

The aunt you meet at weddings famous for the embrace of death!

SMALL FRY

2011-01-01T05:51:00.001-08:00

Stephen at the age of 5.

VENI, VIDI, CV

2010-12-22T01:05:00.001-08:00

I came, I saw, I submitted my bio-data
(co-created with @krtgphr)

AMBIGUITY

2010-12-21T04:27:00.001-08:00

Confusion over which Ambi mama is which.

TWEPTOMANIAC

2010-12-21T04:25:00.001-08:00

A compulsive tweet thief.

WRITERS' BLOC

2010-12-21T02:11:00.001-08:00

When a bunch of countries get together to promote literacy and are at a loss for what to do next.

PALINDROME

2010-12-19T01:47:00.001-08:00

Monty Python actor who looks the same from both directions.

SARI-DON

2010-12-05T11:08:00.001-08:00

The no-tension guy who heads the Conjeevaram Silk Mafia.

BALLOTKAAR

2010-12-04T22:35:00.001-08:00

What Booth Capturing and Poll rigging do to democracy.

NOOB NOOB

2010-12-02T06:21:00.001-08:00

An amateur crocodile

NERODH

2010-12-01T06:47:00.002-08:00

A protection cover for violins.

HOODIE-BABA

2010-12-01T06:47:00.000-08:00

A Swami wearing a sweatshirt.

TEAPOY MUTINY

2010-12-01T06:46:00.000-08:00

A day when house furniture stages a rebellion against us masters. [wiki]

PG-13 WODEHOUSE

2010-12-01T06:43:00.001-08:00

Writer of the kids edition for the Jeeves series.

GATEGATE

2010-11-28T10:49:00.001-08:00

Scandal involving Microsoft founder.

PROTEANS

2010-11-28T10:41:00.001-08:00

What gives South African cannibals their strength.

BA'ATHROOM

2010-11-28T08:18:00.003-08:00

Meetingplace of the Iraqi socialist party.

ROYALE CHALLENGE

2010-11-28T08:18:00.001-08:00

First product of the United Breweries - Asian Paints joint venture.

pwnTING

2010-11-27T20:46:00.001-08:00

If Australia DO manage to win the Ashes 5-0.

PUNNILINGUS

2010-11-27T11:19:00.000-08:00

The act of mouthing excellent puns.

MAN-O-METER

2010-11-27T11:16:00.002-08:00

Scale to gauge masculinity. Usually found in 'bars'

LOVE,SEX AUR DHOKLA

2010-11-27T11:16:00.001-08:00

Risque Gujju porn

HAMESUTERAT

2010-11-25T10:26:00.001-08:00

one who cheats on a pig

ANT-HILLIA

2010-11-25T05:45:00.000-08:00

Largest ant hill in Mumbai where the Queen Ant stays. Kar lo duniya, mitti mein.

TURBAN DICTIONARY

2010-11-25T05:44:00.000-08:00

Repository of Navjot Singh Sidhu's vocabulary.

JACK DENIAL

2010-11-25T05:42:00.000-08:00

Scotch whiskey which you will never admit drinking

STAR BUCKS

2010-11-24T10:42:00.000-08:00

Financial news channel that's up all day long.

LONG TIME, NOSEY

2010-11-24T10:41:00.001-08:00

The cold that just doesn't go away.

HUGE LAURIE

2010-11-24T10:32:00.000-08:00

When you want to shift and make House empdy (MD)

LAVETTORI

2010-11-24T10:11:00.000-08:00

A New Zealand all-rounder who is full of shit.

ROYALTY

2010-11-22T18:11:00.000-08:00

Aromatic beverage drunk by the Highness

SUB WOOFER

2010-11-22T11:16:00.001-08:00

A dogs assistant.

TARMACTARDS

2010-11-20T05:47:00.001-08:00

People with an unhealthy addiction to airplane runways.

PARCELTONGUE

2010-11-19T12:00:00.001-08:00

What DHL employees speak to each other in.

MUNDESLIGA

2010-11-19T01:12:00.000-08:00

When Mallus take over Germany's football league.

BAADU ROMANCE

2010-11-18T07:47:00.000-08:00

What we would be listening to (or pretend not to be listening to) if Lady Gaga was Tam.

BANDRA-KURLA COMPLEX

2010-11-16T03:51:00.001-08:00

What Nariman Point suffered from when more and more offices moved towards the suburbs.

BRAANDSHIP

2010-11-11T01:37:00.001-08:00

What would happen if companies tried to do mergers on Orkut.

Eg: "Hai, u r nyc compny wid mny profitzzz wl u mk brandship wid me?"

PRIME NUMBER

2010-11-09T10:15:00.000-08:00

Number used by Manmohan Singh

ASCETIC ACID

2010-11-01T05:45:00.001-07:00

When hermits have vinegar.

BON APETIT

2010-10-26T21:48:00.001-07:00

"See ya, gave good sex with that monkey"

CHILDBERTH

2010-10-26T01:21:00.001-07:00

Giving up your seat in the train to a kid.

(co-created with @onejubb)

LEARNING KAZHIVU

2010-10-26T01:20:00.001-07:00

Mallus are smarter because they're always ahead of this.

PROPAGANDU

2010-10-25T07:15:00.000-07:00

One who believes in imposing his views and opinions on others.

VAN DER WAAL

2010-10-24T09:33:00.001-07:00

The Oasis song one dipole sang to the other he was attracted to.

SAMARTIAN

2010-10-19T06:16:00.001-07:00

A helpful alien.

POOPCORN

2010-10-18T05:34:00.001-07:00

*Adult content alert*

Your digestive repurcussion during constipation.

MOBY DICKHEAD

2010-10-16T00:50:00.000-07:00

If blue whales were assholes.

HAUN-OR

2010-10-14T00:21:00.000-07:00

When remarkable poise is shown during sexual activities

AR-SON

2010-10-11T07:19:00.000-07:00

What 2 pyromaniacs who have just had a child would say with pride.

ARUN-LOL

2010-10-10T12:04:00.000-07:00

A joke that Arun Lal thinks is funny.
Synonyms: PJ, Unfunniness.

DADLINE

2010-10-07T05:11:00.000-07:00

The unrealistic deadline of 9PM on a Saturday Night, set by the dad of course.

ANALS OF HISTORY

2010-10-06T11:20:00.001-07:00

A chronological record where assholes are immortalized.

SARCHASM

2010-10-06T11:19:00.000-07:00

The wide gap between people who get it and those who don't.
Edit: Apparently, this has been @anilyst's signature on public forums for a long time. Credits to him, please.

E-SCOOTER

2010-10-05T10:22:00.000-07:00

One who bunks online examinations.

ENTHALEPPEY

2010-10-04T08:49:00.001-07:00

The most unstable place in Kerala.

CEASARIAN BERTH

2010-10-03T09:29:00.001-07:00

The seat in the train reserved for ol' Julius.

REPERCUSSIONS

2010-10-01T00:34:00.000-07:00

Aftereffects of the drummer quitting, and then changing his mind and coming back.

FAUX PA

2010-09-30T11:50:00.000-07:00

A missing father figure which could possibly be embarrassing.

SOBEER

2010-09-27T09:38:00.001-07:00

The most glorious misspelling someone can give you when they try to say they're not drunk.

THOORING TEST

2010-09-24T08:47:00.000-07:00

A test to determine if a Machine can bullshit like an MBA grad. #Mallu

VELODROMATIC

2010-09-24T06:18:00.000-07:00

When cyclists exhibit exaggerated emotional histrionics. Particularly observed in cyclists during the Commonwealth Games, Delhi, 2010.
Read more here.

THENGUE FEVER

2010-09-21T22:36:00.001-07:00

When you get tired of people thanking you in mildly played-around-with English.

PUNDAARAM

2010-09-21T22:33:00.001-07:00

What frustrated Mallus generally say after an outbreak of wordplay-based jokes.

REFARTEE

2010-09-18T10:11:00.001-07:00

A response to a real stinker.

BITTHOREN

2010-09-13T10:06:00.001-07:00

Service that provides you free, illegal south Indian veg curry.

AIIII CANDY

2010-09-13T08:51:00.001-07:00

The Marathi word for MILF.

THEORYVANANTHAPURAM

2010-09-09T22:49:00.000-07:00

Only until it was actually built.

LIMB-O

2010-09-09T21:49:00.003-07:00

When my arm died and went into afterlife.

FENG SHOOOEEEEEEEY

2010-09-09T21:49:00.001-07:00

The art of properly placing pigs so that they win fatness competitions.

(What, you didn't get it? Read some PGW I say!)

BROTHEL

2010-09-08T06:59:00.000-07:00

A brother who lost his way.

MONOPSONIA

2010-09-08T06:00:00.001-07:00

A single party president for the Congress.

JAI WHORE

2010-09-07T03:18:00.000-07:00

The theme song for the 'Legalize prostitution' movement.

By her

Taylor Swift

2010-09-06T12:49:00.000-07:00

What you tell the cabbie when you're chasing a girl you like.

HANDI SANTRO

2010-08-31T23:14:00.001-07:00

Krishna's birthday present. -Potbreaking automotive technology.

LOTRFMAO

2010-08-31T22:34:00.001-07:00

Finding humour in Tolkein's epic.

OOMBRAGE

2010-08-31T03:21:00.001-07:00

Taking offence to being given a blowjob.

(non-Mallus, please forgive)

MEA GULPA

2010-08-31T03:03:00.001-07:00

I'm guilty of swallowing.

SPLATTER PLOT

2010-08-28T10:52:00.000-07:00

A Statistical tool to measure the number of drops of pee missing the bowl.

BLOW BY BLOW ACCOUNT

2010-08-26T13:59:00.000-07:00

A very detailed description of a girl giving a guy head.

CEMENTOR

2010-08-26T08:55:00.001-07:00

You know. Your guide during your industrial training at Ultratech.

BACKLOG

2010-08-26T03:23:00.001-07:00

A to-do list of people who're behind you.

BOAG CONSTRICTOR

2010-08-22T02:24:00.001-07:00

The largest snake in T. Nagar.

(He created this, the genius)

RETWEET

2010-08-20T12:05:00.000-07:00

What Tweety Bird does when it is losing a fight.