ORIGASMI

Art of paper folding that culminates in intense emotional excitement.

COUCH POTATO

A brown bean bag.

HINDICAPPED

Most of the southies who are disabled when they go to the north because they can't speak their language.

LITE DISHQ

Mildly hot chick

FUTURE PWNAGE

Pawning off your future by investing in ill-advised pwnzy schemes.

HYPERBOLE

A person who talks so much he speaks 90 percent of all words being spoken on Earth at a given time.

NANGA PERVERT

Michael Jackson in Playgirl.

GILLCHRIST

IPL Captain who can walk in water.

UPPING THE AUNTY

What Harbhajan Singh did to Nita Ambani after Mumbai Indians won their semi final match.

SARIDONIC

So sarcastic that it gives the person at the receiving end a headache.

ELLISP

If Lalit Modi were a conic section.

HYPERBOLA

Increasing eccentricity by talking too much
#conicsectionjokes

KARBONN DATING

Lalit Modi's next venture : A sponsored matchmaking portal.

THAROOR DE FARCE

A summing up of the whole Kochi IPL fracas.

THOOR DE FORCE

Some pretty powerful shit.

MONDAY MORNING LOOSE

The instant stomach problems that conveniently surface every Monday.

Contributed by that little dynamo, Arati Jere.

ARBIT

6/8th of a byte.

Non-Tams, excuse.

ROTARY MOTION INDUCED BY HILARITY-STOKED HORIZONTAL TERRESTRIAL ACTIVITY, LEADING TO DETACHMENT OF THE GLUTEUS MAXIMUS

ROTFLMAO

(reverse sniglet again)

EPIC PAWNAGE

Small chess piece placed on top of a copy of the Mahabharata.

JETTY LAG

Why a Victoria's Secret model had to go to the ICU after a 20-hour flight.

[Hey wait, you stole that! Where did I read that before? Oh yeah, here. And meet the person who created it!.]

WHAT'S UP, DOCX?

Bugs Bunny in Office 2007 mode.

HOSTEL CALIFORNIA

Where the Eagles stayed while studying Engineering.

YEH DIL MAANGE MOR

Pepsi's new save-the-peacock campaign.

INDIAN PREMIER LEAK

When the faucet at Manmohan Singh's house gave way.

BONG WOMEN HUMPING ARMOURED 15TH CENTURY MEN

Kolkata Knight Riders

(reverse sniglet, this)

MANDELA MANDELA MANDELA

Nelson Mandela.

KTHXLEGBAI

An irreverent run scored while not hitting the bat.

(IPL special!)

ERROR 4:04

Motivation not found.

[This one was created by @shanu8. Don't wait, just follow him]

BITLYFICATION

The process of shortening your URL using bit.ly.

Verb form: To Bitlyfy.
Usage: "Hey, Bitlyfy this link before sending it out, it's too goddamn large"
"Boy, this big huge monster sure could use some Bitlyfication. This URL I mean."

First ever use: http://twitter.com/chuck_gopal/statuses/10170531091

(this is possibly the only sniglet I'll create which will get into popular culture, so be a darling and share, no?)

THE DA VINCI CODA

If Dan Brown wrote a book on Led Zeppelin.

(ok, this is getting lame now)

THE DA VINCI KOZHIKODE

Soon-to-be-released mystery novel about admission procedures in IIMK.

MY NAME ISKCON

SRK's movie on how he became a devout Krishna follower.

D'YER H'EA

A Led Zeppelin song for the anally retentive.

ROFL-MAO

How the Chinese react to an internet joke.

(Oh look, someone already thought of this. Thank you again, Tony, for sharing the link)

SHAVES AND SHAVE NOTS

The term used to show the disparity between people who have razors and those who don't.

(Thanks to that genius, Tony Sebastian, for creating this)

(-:

A smiley doing yoga.

NAAN SCENTS

The incredulous smell of Indian bread.

DEGREE OF FREEDOM

What we call the temperature of 15 August, 1947.

And you thought it was an engineering term. Ha!

ALOO PARANTHESES

Brackets shaped like potatoes.

(Random. Very random)

KTHXBEHN

The feminine form of KThxbai.

PRWNAGE

What good seafood is.

DARK SIDE OF THE MOO

Pink Floyd album about bovine shadows.

DIU HASTE

A Metal song talking about the MICAn tendency of running off to a certain union territory for alcoholic refreshment.

USP PORTS

What you get when MBAs are hired to market docks.

OK, sad one. I just tried to make the best of a misspelling in a tweet.

HUM PAUNCH

An association of people with superfluous adipose deposits.

MISFLUSH

Drastically underestimating how much you needed to go, and pulling the flush a little too early. As a result, by the time one tank is done, the other's still going, leading to water wastage and last-minute acceleration efforts.

Okay, sorry, that was gross. But keep this in mind, time your pee and save water.

LOWER APPAREL

The place in Bombay to buy underwear from.

GESTYPO

The ever-alert online police spotting spelling mistakes, punctuation errors and of course, things like ROFLMAO and 'hws lyf, thngs gud at ma end,,,,,,,,wht tym dyu wanna m8????!'

Honourable members: @cow_herd, @dharmeshG, @neomenon, @notytony

HORNY OK PLEASE

The collective catchphrase of fraanship-makers on Orkut.

COMMATOSE

Losing consciousness after using too much punctuation.

ENCRORE

Kaun Banega Crorepati's second season.

INDUCTION PROGRAMME

Orientation course for Electrical engineers.

SAP ANALYST

Person who studies plant goo.

LAID ZEPPELIN

When Robert Plant had sex.

TAXREFORMMAN

Lennon and McCartney's tribute to Pranab Mukherjee.

WHOREKUT

Social networking site used by prostitutes.

PHASEBOOK

A social networking site used by theoretical physicists

(this is a tribute to Sheldon Cooper :P)

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Illegal DVD makers from the West Indies

(granted, this is one of my oldest ones)

H1N1B

What you get when you combine Swine Flu and US Visas.

SENSE OF TUMOUR

The feeling of having a lump on your head.

ANTI-TERRORISM BILL

A duck's beak that's used for killing vigilantes.

THE WALL

What Pink Floyd would post on, on Facebook.

TWO PRONGED ATTACK

Something that you'd call an offensive launched by two of Harry Potter's patronuses (patronii, if you will).

TWITTER FEEDS

What the world's largest microblogging site does when it's hungry.

RAZE THE BAR

What a construction company, which wants to improve its ISO rating, would do to a dilapidated pub.

WEEKLY REVIEW MEAT

A quality check for non-vegetarian food.

LIQUID PRO QUO

The barter of fluids.

(or)

What the Romans used to call Osmosis.

ARMSHOT

The omnipresent Orkut / Facebook profile / GTalk status pic that has a pic of the self shot using a digital camera, masterfully done while posing at the same time.
The version you see on screen is probably the 8th attempt.

LOOSONANCE

The volume at which tap water is made to flow so that it just manages to block out the sound of the exhauster / you humming / you performing toilet-based activities

ENGINEERING COLLEGE SNIGLETS

Following are the Engineering College Sniglets I thought up... All based on my four-year tenure at college while I was enlightening myself on the intricacies of Chemical Engineering, and some more during software training.

ATTENDANTIME: The 'cut-off' time that a person entering class is eligible for attendance for the whole hour. Varies according to the lecturer in advisement.

BATDRAFTING: The practice of using a minidrafter as a make-believe cricket bat and playing a cover drive. Related term: Guitardrafting.

CHEMYSTERY: The unintelligible solution that you just created :

CHEMYTH: The ill-conceived notion that the rest of the college has that Chemical Engineering is all about Chemistry : :

CHIT: Memory-joggers designed for the benefit of exam-takers. Production of these are considered an illegal activity :D

CHITREADING: The fine art of reading exam chits (refer definition above). Highly esoteric, and can be understood only be the writer. Requires eyesight of high microscopic abilities.

COPYWRITER: Person availing of chits. Not related to advertising.

DESK-MS: The ability to type SMS with the phone below the table and not looking at the screen.

DESKITTI: The ubiquitous scribblings and works of arts of Michelangelos-to-bes that you find on every piece of furniture in college.

ELASTIC BAND: The ever-changing college music group :D

ELECTROMYSTERY: The phenomenon of absence of electricity in Electrical Engineering classrooms :O

ENTRAINING: The PC Thomas-like torture we all went through to get our asses out here in the first place :

EXSHAM: A test paper that gets leaked and sullies the name of the university.

GRAPH-I-TEA: The peculiar designs obtained when chaai is spilled on your lab record.

GYMNAUSEUM: The odour emanating from the sweatshirts of guys who work out.

INEBRYTHM: The drunken dance at every college fest, late at night. Generally performed by strange species from the Mens' Hostel.

KOO-RESISTOR: The person who, oblivious of the wild jeering from the crowd, continues singing/dancing/mimicing/whatevering straight-faced!

MALLPRACTICE: The art of skipping class for shopping.

MECHALOMANIA: The undying spirit that ties Mech students together.

MECHALCOHOLOMANIA: The *spirit* that ties Mech students together.

MECHTENDANCE: The rare event of finding a Mech student in class.

NINETYNINE-POINT SOMEONE: The guy who cracks GATE/CAT from every batch :D

NJAANOTECHNOLOGY: The science of studying about yourself (for Mallus only!)

NORMALIZATION: The *standardization* of lab experiment values. Standard values may be obtained from any senior's lab record. (Of course, this means that the first ever batch are the only people to have ever *done* the experiment.)

NOVELIZATION: The art of reading a novel in class.

RE_PARTEE: The person who shifts political orientation with respect to who is in power in college.

RICE AND SHINE: The horror of finding rice being served in for breakfast in hostels.

SIMBIOSIS: The person in college who effortlessly uses two SIMs with his phone...

SOFTSH*T: The bullcrap that you say during software interviews that you wouldn't dream of saying otherwise ("Software is booming! Of course I want to stay with ******* all my life! MBA?! What's that?")

SPONSORSH*T: The hell that all students have to go through, begging people all over the town, for their upcoming departmental fest.

THERMOCOUPLE: The *hottest* couple in college :D

ZZZZZZ: The sound you hear from the back bench during most lectures.

I'll keep updating this as and when I get inspiration. You're free to add on to this :D