Wednesday, March 14, 2012

MOLECULE

A Mallu Barcelona fan.

(from @gestapoed's tweet)

LENTHIL

A very pulsating Tamilian.

Tuesday, January 03, 2012

GHAT FEELING

Just knowing that there are mountains near you.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

AZTECHS

Mexican software engineers.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

CONDOMINIMUM

Apartments in Bombay.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

PARIWAR

A family feud.

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

MANDELBROTH

A soup with Fractal Patterns.

SHANTY SAGAR

A badly built Darshini/hotel in Bangalore.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Cuntortionist

A woman with an elastic vagina.

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Drugged out.

Crocaine - Smashed crocin to be snorted.

Weedli - Idli made with weed. Indian version of Hash Brownies.


Cannabisleri
- Cannabis flavoured mineral water.

Crocaine

Powdered drug made by smashing Crocin.

Terrorwrists

Arms of Osama Bin Laden.

Pron

Adult films for fish.

Hunkle

An Uncle who thinks he looks like a Hunk.

Monali Shah

The gujurati women Da Vinci managed to draw. Not so famous as Mona.

Capashitty

The amount of shit a person can hold in before going to the bathroom.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

DOPPELBANGERS

Two similar-looking people having sex.

Monday, February 07, 2011

BARGAIN

Money you gain due to the mistake in the bill in the bar

Monday, January 17, 2011

Bua Constrictor

The aunt you meet at weddings famous for the embrace of death!

Saturday, January 01, 2011

SMALL FRY

Stephen at the age of 5.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

VENI, VIDI, CV

I came, I saw, I submitted my bio-data
(co-created with @krtgphr)

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

AMBIGUITY

Confusion over which Ambi mama is which.

TWEPTOMANIAC

A compulsive tweet thief.

WRITERS' BLOC

When a bunch of countries get together to promote literacy and are at a loss for what to do next.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

PALINDROME

Monty Python actor who looks the same from both directions.

Sunday, December 05, 2010

SARI-DON

The no-tension guy who heads the Conjeevaram Silk Mafia.

Saturday, December 04, 2010

BALLOTKAAR

What Booth Capturing and Poll rigging do to democracy.

Thursday, December 02, 2010

NOOB NOOB

An amateur crocodile

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

NERODH

A protection cover for violins.

HOODIE-BABA

A Swami wearing a sweatshirt.

TEAPOY MUTINY

A day when house furniture stages a rebellion against us masters. [wiki]

PG-13 WODEHOUSE

Writer of the kids edition for the Jeeves series.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

GATEGATE

Scandal involving Microsoft founder.

PROTEANS

What gives South African cannibals their strength.

BA'ATHROOM

Meetingplace of the Iraqi socialist party.

ROYALE CHALLENGE

First product of the United Breweries - Asian Paints joint venture.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

pwnTING

If Australia DO manage to win the Ashes 5-0.

PUNNILINGUS

The act of mouthing excellent puns.

MAN-O-METER

Scale to gauge masculinity. Usually found in 'bars'

LOVE,SEX AUR DHOKLA

Risque Gujju porn

Thursday, November 25, 2010

HAMESUTERAT

one who cheats on a pig

ANT-HILLIA

Largest ant hill in Mumbai where the Queen Ant stays. Kar lo duniya, mitti mein.

TURBAN DICTIONARY

Repository of Navjot Singh Sidhu's vocabulary.

JACK DENIAL

Scotch whiskey which you will never admit drinking

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

STAR BUCKS

Financial news channel that's up all day long.

LONG TIME, NOSEY

The cold that just doesn't go away.

HUGE LAURIE

When you want to shift and make House empdy (MD)

LAVETTORI

A New Zealand all-rounder who is full of shit.

Monday, November 22, 2010

ROYALTY

Aromatic beverage drunk by the Highness

SUB WOOFER

A dogs assistant.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

TARMACTARDS

People with an unhealthy addiction to airplane runways.

Friday, November 19, 2010

PARCELTONGUE

What DHL employees speak to each other in.

MUNDESLIGA

When Mallus take over Germany's football league.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

BAADU ROMANCE

What we would be listening to (or pretend not to be listening to) if Lady Gaga was Tam.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

BANDRA-KURLA COMPLEX

What Nariman Point suffered from when more and more offices moved towards the suburbs.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

BRAANDSHIP

What would happen if companies tried to do mergers on Orkut.

Eg: "Hai, u r nyc compny wid mny profitzzz wl u mk brandship wid me?"

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

PRIME NUMBER

Number used by Manmohan Singh

Monday, November 01, 2010

ASCETIC ACID

When hermits have vinegar.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

BON APETIT

"See ya, gave good sex with that monkey"

CHILDBERTH

Giving up your seat in the train to a kid.

(co-created with @onejubb)

LEARNING KAZHIVU

Mallus are smarter because they're always ahead of this.

Monday, October 25, 2010

PROPAGANDU

One who believes in imposing his views and opinions on others.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

VAN DER WAAL

The Oasis song one dipole sang to the other he was attracted to.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

SAMARTIAN

A helpful alien.

Monday, October 18, 2010

POOPCORN

*Adult content alert*

Your digestive repurcussion during constipation.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

MOBY DICKHEAD

If blue whales were assholes.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

HAUN-OR

When remarkable poise is shown during sexual activities

Monday, October 11, 2010

AR-SON

What 2 pyromaniacs who have just had a child would say with pride.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

ARUN-LOL

A joke that Arun Lal thinks is funny.
Synonyms: PJ, Unfunniness.

Thursday, October 07, 2010

DADLINE

The unrealistic deadline of 9PM on a Saturday Night, set by the dad of course.

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

ANALS OF HISTORY

 A chronological record where assholes are immortalized.

SARCHASM

The wide gap between people who get it and those who don't. 
Edit: Apparently, this has been @anilyst's signature on public forums for a long time. Credits to him, please.

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

E-SCOOTER

One who bunks online examinations.

Monday, October 04, 2010

ENTHALEPPEY

The most unstable place in Kerala.

Sunday, October 03, 2010

CEASARIAN BERTH

The seat in the train reserved for ol' Julius.

Friday, October 01, 2010

REPERCUSSIONS

Aftereffects of the drummer quitting, and then changing his mind and coming back.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

FAUX PA

A missing father figure which could possibly be embarrassing.

Monday, September 27, 2010

SOBEER

The most glorious misspelling someone can give you when they try to say they're not drunk.

Friday, September 24, 2010

THOORING TEST

A test to determine if a Machine can bullshit like an MBA grad. #Mallu

VELODROMATIC

When cyclists exhibit exaggerated emotional histrionics. Particularly observed in cyclists during the Commonwealth Games, Delhi, 2010.
Read more here.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

THENGUE FEVER

When you get tired of people thanking you in mildly played-around-with English.

PUNDAARAM

What frustrated Mallus generally say after an outbreak of wordplay-based jokes.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

REFARTEE

A response to a real stinker.

Monday, September 13, 2010

BITTHOREN

Service that provides you free, illegal south Indian veg curry.

AIIII CANDY

The Marathi word for MILF.

Thursday, September 09, 2010

THEORYVANANTHAPURAM

Only until it was actually built.

LIMB-O

When my arm died and went into afterlife.

FENG SHOOOEEEEEEEY

The art of properly placing pigs so that they win fatness competitions.

(What, you didn't get it? Read some PGW I say!)

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

BROTHEL

A brother who lost his way.

MONOPSONIA

A single party president for the Congress.

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

JAI WHORE

The theme song for the 'Legalize prostitution' movement.

By her

Monday, September 06, 2010

Taylor Swift

What you tell the cabbie when you're chasing a girl you like.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

HANDI SANTRO

Krishna's birthday present. -Potbreaking automotive technology.

LOTRFMAO

Finding humour in Tolkein's epic.

OOMBRAGE

Taking offence to being given a blowjob.

(non-Mallus, please forgive)

MEA GULPA

I'm guilty of swallowing.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

SPLATTER PLOT

A Statistical tool to measure the number of drops of pee missing the bowl.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

BLOW BY BLOW ACCOUNT

A very detailed description of a girl giving a guy head.

CEMENTOR

You know. Your guide during your industrial training at Ultratech.

BACKLOG

A to-do list of people who're behind you.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

BOAG CONSTRICTOR

The largest snake in T. Nagar.

(He created this, the genius)

Friday, August 20, 2010

RETWEET

What Tweety Bird does when it is losing a fight.

BLUETOOTH EXTRACTION

Removing your dongle from your phone.

(This was actually created by her)

22 by 7

Amount of time myself and him spend thinking of 'Pai' jokes.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

EJACULATE

Berate Jack for being late.

Ey! Jack! You Late!

Be a Man!

Monday, August 16, 2010

OX EFFECT

How male bovines turn on the ladies.

I know. Udder waste.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

SOME MEDICAL FUNNIES

A friend forwarded me this link from them good chaps at GCFL. A quite hilarious set of medical definitions. I've put 'em below.

Do check out the rest of the site, it's quite funny!

ANTIBODY - against everyone

BENIGN - what you be after you be eight

BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u

CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome

CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty

CHRONIC - neck of a crow

COMA - punctuation mark

CORTISONE - area around local courthouse

CYST - short for sister

DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose

DILATE - the late British princess

DISLOCATION - in this place

DUODENUM - couple in jeans

ENEMA - not a friend

FALSE LABOR - pretending to work

GALL BLADDER - bladder in a girl

GENES - blue denim

HERNIA - she is close by

HYMEN - greeting to several males

IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known

LABOR PAIN - hurt at work

LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot

LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss

LYMPH - walk unsteadily

MICROBES - small dressing gowns

OBESITY - city of Obe

PROTEIN - in favour of teens

PULSE - grain

PUS - small cat

RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula

SECRETION - hiding anything

SERUM - sailors' drink

SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough

TABLET - small table

TUMOR - extra pair

ULTRASOUND - radical noise

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

EPIC-CURE-EAN

A superbly executed but luxurious surgery.

KING TUT TUT TUT

Regrettable Egyptian leader.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

EPICTOME

The height of thickness of a book.

Thursday, August 05, 2010

THE HITCHED HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Travails of a married wanderer across the milky way.

Monday, August 02, 2010

#gettit

If someone got lucky with a pun.
#getit

:P

Sunday, August 01, 2010

INFRA STRUCTURE

A succinct description of the Commonwealth Games venues.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

ACORN

What a nut loving rapper would be called.

Friday, July 23, 2010

DEJA-VUVUZELA

The feeling that you've heard this cacophony before.

Census-less-ness

Census-less-ness (n.): A peculiar kind of population survey that puts housewives, prostitutes and beggars in the same category.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

COYTUS

Intercourse between two extremely shy people.

PROTON

A molecular physicist with a fat fetish.

WARNER BROTHERS

Siblings that are quite liberal in giving others a heads up.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

BLAST FROM THE PAST

A fart that smells like yesterday's food.

Monday, July 19, 2010

iPOOD

Taking off from the below...

iPEED

What Steve Jobs would say after going to the loo.

SUPARIMAN

If Clark Kent were to become a hitman for the mob.

IMPROMPPTU

The art of effortlessly presenting without ever having seen the slides before

Saturday, July 17, 2010

MOCHA-I

A PJ cracked at a cafe.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

MARGIN

A line between the buyer and the seller.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

ABCDEFGHiJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

If Apple branded the alphabet.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

VUVUZEALOT

One who blows the Vuvuzela. A lot

Saturday, July 10, 2010

INTERCOURSE

What you have in between starters and the main course.

Thursday, July 08, 2010

UNDERSTATEMENT

"Get on top of me!"

OFF KEY

Xabi Alonso singing badly. Heh.

Thursday, July 01, 2010

LAVASSA

If Barista were to open in Lavasa.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

EMI AWARDS

When prizes were given out, one installment at a time.

Monday, June 28, 2010

MOOBIUS STRIP

Fat man losing his clothes.

A SUSPENDED MINOR

A 17-year-old chord that gets expelled.

ACCELERATION DUE TO GRAVITY

Extra tweeting speed caused by mobile Twitter applications.

Friday, June 25, 2010

FACE PALM IN THE SAND

What Iron Maiden would sing when embarrassed.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

SACHS APPEAL

What Goldman had before September 2008.

METTLEHEAD

Very brave person who loves metal.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

SUBTITTLES

Those captions on women's tee shirts that say things like 'stop staring' or 'I wish these were brains'.

Friday, June 18, 2010

KUALA LUMPUR POLICE DEPARTMENT

K.L.P.D

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

EPIC FAIL

When you can't pass an exam on the Mahabharat.

BLAHSPHEMY

Really boring insults to the Lord.

MUTTER PANEER

The most soft spoken Indian side-dish ever.

Friday, June 11, 2010

PANKH ROCK

What GreenDay plays, hence explaining why they have so many fans and are so cool.

:P

VICKRUM

A triangular-headed person who loves Old Monk.

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

LIP SINK

When a concert goes down the drain because the performer can't actually sing.

Friday, May 28, 2010

UNION UTTHAPAM

What happens when leftists learn how to cook South Indian.

(alt)

When Robin Utthapa is signed on by Kerala's IPL Team.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

iPILL

Pill to treat psychological illnesses caused by Apple products/IPL.

BLAWWG

Emotional blogs.

BLAHG

Most (useless) blogs.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

BLADE OF GRASS

A poor joke about marijuana.

BOTTOMLINE

Tight underpants leaving stretch marks.

FORMVILLE

The activity of filling out thousands of forms to sit for entrance exams.

Monday, May 24, 2010

SEPPUORKU

The violent disemvowelment of English words by Orkut users.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

FEEDBACK

When you make the chef eat his own unpalatable cooking.

SITTER

An easy chair.

Take a chillax pill

A chillax pill - something one takes to solve a nasty constipation problem.

Usage example: Dude, homeopathy won't help you - take a chillax pill.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

CAFFEINITY

That which makes you take coffee breaks during work hours.

Saturday, May 08, 2010

GVLT

Something awesome that originates in Hyderabad.

Friday, May 07, 2010

BE B.C.

Television network that shot to prominence with their live broadcast of the opening of Stonehenge.

EPIC PALE

What happens when you use way too much fairness cream.

Thursday, May 06, 2010

CAPITAL PUNSIHMENT

A ruling by the court of law which states that a person must keep the Caps Lock on for the rest of his life.

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

PROPAGANDU

One who has perfected the art of Propaganda, especially in politics

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

TRAIN STOPPING

Motormen's hobby of striking by shutting down train services. Last seen in Bombay.

TRAINAMOOL CONGRESS

The Railway minister's party.

Monday, May 03, 2010

KASABLANCA

An epic movie based on the life of Ajmal Kasab.

Sunday, May 02, 2010

EFFACEBOOK

When you clean out all the embarrassing data from FB when older family members start sending friend requests.

PARTY ANIMAL

The democratic donkey or the republican elephant.

TO WWWWOW

(verb)
To do extremely well, despite badly screwing up the ending / last few moments.

Eg: Dude, I wwwwowed my last semester!

(Clueless? See this)

WANDERBUST

What happens in your 40s when you burn bras in your 20s

Saturday, May 01, 2010

DEI TRIPPER

Someone new to Chennai, doing an overdose of the local lingo.

ALGORE-RHYTHM

Computer program to create environmentally friendly music.

LAYSTATION

If Sony starts a brothel...

Friday, April 30, 2010

LIVERPUDLIAN

Alternate name for Liver cells.

MAR-THE-GRASS

Indian Weed smokers convention

MRF PAES ACADEMY

What will result when Leander Paes conveys a hostile takeover of the MRF Pace Academy in Chennai.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

PURSE ONE'S LIPS

Pay someone to shut up.

BUY-CURIOUS

When you can't decide between two products and decide to try both.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

FACE-BHOOKH

Social Networking for the Hungry.

PEE-R PRESSURE

The urge to take a leak when your friend tells you he is going to take one.

AFTERMATH

The result of a disastrous mathematics test.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

MACBETH

Modern-day tragedy involving a broken Apple computer.
(not to be confused with iLiad)

www.tharoor.out

What the website URL should actually be.

SOOTHSAYER

(Language of origin: Tamil) Someone who talks through his ass.

STAGNATION

When population growth comes to a standstill because there are too many single men in the country.

ME-ME

A cultural pattern created by a Narcissist.

MUTTER OF CHOICE

You know. Whether to join a voluntary organization. Like Greenpeas.

BANDH-DE MATARAM

Unofficial CPI(m) Anthem

Monday, April 26, 2010

DOUCHE EX MACHINA

An abrupt and illogical end to a story, as masterfully displayed by C-Bag the D-Bag.

PRIMODIAL SOUP

The situation LKM is in.

WAITERGATE

The controversy a local waiter was involved in

GANDULF

Abusive Indian White Wizard

MAYAWATT

The Unit of a statue's Annoying Quality

PIKACHUTIYA

Annoying Indian Pokemon

LOLAPALOOZA

A gig where bands are expected to laugh out loud.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

MARX MAOBILE

A Communistication device with Socialist networking features.

Made in China. Available in red.

CHOLI KE PJ

A poor joke about the pronunciation of the word 'memory' by amit123s.

FACEPALMBOOK

Social networking for the embarrassed

Saturday, April 24, 2010

MANOJ

To miss by a mile.