GHAT FEELING

Just knowing that there are mountains near you.

AZTECHS

Mexican software engineers.

CONDOMINIMUM

Apartments in Bombay.

PARIWAR

A family feud.

MANDELBROTH

A soup with Fractal Patterns.

SHANTY SAGAR

A badly built Darshini/hotel in Bangalore.

Cuntortionist

A woman with an elastic vagina.

Drugged out.

Crocaine - Smashed crocin to be snorted.

Weedli - Idli made with weed. Indian version of Hash Brownies.


Cannabisleri - Cannabis flavoured mineral water.

Crocaine

Powdered drug made by smashing Crocin.

Terrorwrists

Arms of Osama Bin Laden.

Pron

Adult films for fish.

Hunkle

An Uncle who thinks he looks like a Hunk.

Monali Shah

The gujurati women Da Vinci managed to draw. Not so famous as Mona.

Capashitty

The amount of shit a person can hold in before going to the bathroom.

DOPPELBANGERS

Two similar-looking people having sex.

BARGAIN

Money you gain due to the mistake in the bill in the bar

Bua Constrictor

The aunt you meet at weddings famous for the embrace of death!

SMALL FRY

Stephen at the age of 5.

VENI, VIDI, CV

I came, I saw, I submitted my bio-data
(co-created with @krtgphr)

AMBIGUITY

Confusion over which Ambi mama is which.

TWEPTOMANIAC

A compulsive tweet thief.

WRITERS' BLOC

When a bunch of countries get together to promote literacy and are at a loss for what to do next.

PALINDROME

Monty Python actor who looks the same from both directions.

SARI-DON

The no-tension guy who heads the Conjeevaram Silk Mafia.

BALLOTKAAR

What Booth Capturing and Poll rigging do to democracy.

NOOB NOOB

An amateur crocodile

NERODH

A protection cover for violins.

HOODIE-BABA

A Swami wearing a sweatshirt.

TEAPOY MUTINY

A day when house furniture stages a rebellion against us masters. [wiki]

PG-13 WODEHOUSE

Writer of the kids edition for the Jeeves series.

GATEGATE

Scandal involving Microsoft founder.

PROTEANS

What gives South African cannibals their strength.

BA'ATHROOM

Meetingplace of the Iraqi socialist party.

ROYALE CHALLENGE

First product of the United Breweries - Asian Paints joint venture.

pwnTING

If Australia DO manage to win the Ashes 5-0.

PUNNILINGUS

The act of mouthing excellent puns.

MAN-O-METER

Scale to gauge masculinity. Usually found in 'bars'

LOVE,SEX AUR DHOKLA

Risque Gujju porn

HAMESUTERAT

one who cheats on a pig

ANT-HILLIA

Largest ant hill in Mumbai where the Queen Ant stays. Kar lo duniya, mitti mein.

TURBAN DICTIONARY

Repository of Navjot Singh Sidhu's vocabulary.

JACK DENIAL

Scotch whiskey which you will never admit drinking

STAR BUCKS

Financial news channel that's up all day long.

LONG TIME, NOSEY

The cold that just doesn't go away.

HUGE LAURIE

When you want to shift and make House empdy (MD)

LAVETTORI

A New Zealand all-rounder who is full of shit.

ROYALTY

Aromatic beverage drunk by the Highness

SUB WOOFER

A dogs assistant.

TARMACTARDS

People with an unhealthy addiction to airplane runways.

PARCELTONGUE

What DHL employees speak to each other in.

MUNDESLIGA

When Mallus take over Germany's football league.

BAADU ROMANCE

What we would be listening to (or pretend not to be listening to) if Lady Gaga was Tam.

BANDRA-KURLA COMPLEX

What Nariman Point suffered from when more and more offices moved towards the suburbs.

BRAANDSHIP

What would happen if companies tried to do mergers on Orkut.

Eg: "Hai, u r nyc compny wid mny profitzzz wl u mk brandship wid me?"

PRIME NUMBER

Number used by Manmohan Singh

ASCETIC ACID

When hermits have vinegar.

BON APETIT

"See ya, gave good sex with that monkey"

CHILDBERTH

Giving up your seat in the train to a kid.

(co-created with @onejubb)

LEARNING KAZHIVU

Mallus are smarter because they're always ahead of this.

PROPAGANDU

One who believes in imposing his views and opinions on others.

VAN DER WAAL

The Oasis song one dipole sang to the other he was attracted to.

SAMARTIAN

A helpful alien.

POOPCORN

*Adult content alert*

Your digestive repurcussion during constipation.

MOBY DICKHEAD

If blue whales were assholes.

HAUN-OR

When remarkable poise is shown during sexual activities

AR-SON

What 2 pyromaniacs who have just had a child would say with pride.

ARUN-LOL

A joke that Arun Lal thinks is funny.
Synonyms: PJ, Unfunniness.

DADLINE

The unrealistic deadline of 9PM on a Saturday Night, set by the dad of course.

ANALS OF HISTORY

 A chronological record where assholes are immortalized.

SARCHASM

The wide gap between people who get it and those who don't. 
Edit: Apparently, this has been @anilyst's signature on public forums for a long time. Credits to him, please.

E-SCOOTER

One who bunks online examinations.

ENTHALEPPEY

The most unstable place in Kerala.

CEASARIAN BERTH

The seat in the train reserved for ol' Julius.

REPERCUSSIONS

Aftereffects of the drummer quitting, and then changing his mind and coming back.

FAUX PA

A missing father figure which could possibly be embarrassing.

SOBEER

The most glorious misspelling someone can give you when they try to say they're not drunk.

THOORING TEST

A test to determine if a Machine can bullshit like an MBA grad. #Mallu

VELODROMATIC

When cyclists exhibit exaggerated emotional histrionics. Particularly observed in cyclists during the Commonwealth Games, Delhi, 2010.
Read more here.

THENGUE FEVER

When you get tired of people thanking you in mildly played-around-with English.

PUNDAARAM

What frustrated Mallus generally say after an outbreak of wordplay-based jokes.

REFARTEE

A response to a real stinker.

BITTHOREN

Service that provides you free, illegal south Indian veg curry.

AIIII CANDY

The Marathi word for MILF.

THEORYVANANTHAPURAM

Only until it was actually built.

LIMB-O

When my arm died and went into afterlife.

FENG SHOOOEEEEEEEY

The art of properly placing pigs so that they win fatness competitions.

(What, you didn't get it? Read some PGW I say!)

BROTHEL

A brother who lost his way.

MONOPSONIA

A single party president for the Congress.

JAI WHORE

The theme song for the 'Legalize prostitution' movement.

By her

Taylor Swift

What you tell the cabbie when you're chasing a girl you like.

HANDI SANTRO

Krishna's birthday present. -Potbreaking automotive technology.

LOTRFMAO

Finding humour in Tolkein's epic.

OOMBRAGE

Taking offence to being given a blowjob.

(non-Mallus, please forgive)

MEA GULPA

I'm guilty of swallowing.

SPLATTER PLOT

A Statistical tool to measure the number of drops of pee missing the bowl.

BLOW BY BLOW ACCOUNT

A very detailed description of a girl giving a guy head.

CEMENTOR

You know. Your guide during your industrial training at Ultratech.

BACKLOG

A to-do list of people who're behind you.

BOAG CONSTRICTOR

The largest snake in T. Nagar.

(He created this, the genius)

RETWEET

What Tweety Bird does when it is losing a fight.

BLUETOOTH EXTRACTION

Removing your dongle from your phone.

(This was actually created by her)

22 by 7

Amount of time myself and him spend thinking of 'Pai' jokes.

EJACULATE

Berate Jack for being late.

Ey! Jack! You Late!

Be a Man!

OX EFFECT

How male bovines turn on the ladies.

I know. Udder waste.

SOME MEDICAL FUNNIES

A friend forwarded me this link from them good chaps at GCFL. A quite hilarious set of medical definitions. I've put 'em below.

Do check out the rest of the site, it's quite funny!

ANTIBODY - against everyone

BENIGN - what you be after you be eight

BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u

CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome

CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty

CHRONIC - neck of a crow

COMA - punctuation mark

CORTISONE - area around local courthouse

CYST - short for sister

DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose

DILATE - the late British princess

DISLOCATION - in this place

DUODENUM - couple in jeans

ENEMA - not a friend

FALSE LABOR - pretending to work

GALL BLADDER - bladder in a girl

GENES - blue denim

HERNIA - she is close by

HYMEN - greeting to several males

IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known

LABOR PAIN - hurt at work

LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot

LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss

LYMPH - walk unsteadily

MICROBES - small dressing gowns

OBESITY - city of Obe

PROTEIN - in favour of teens

PULSE - grain

PUS - small cat

RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula

SECRETION - hiding anything

SERUM - sailors' drink

SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough

TABLET - small table

TUMOR - extra pair

ULTRASOUND - radical noise

EPIC-CURE-EAN

A superbly executed but luxurious surgery.

KING TUT TUT TUT

Regrettable Egyptian leader.

EPICTOME

The height of thickness of a book.

THE HITCHED HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Travails of a married wanderer across the milky way.

#gettit

If someone got lucky with a pun.
#getit

:P

INFRA STRUCTURE

A succinct description of the Commonwealth Games venues.

ACORN

What a nut loving rapper would be called.

DEJA-VUVUZELA

The feeling that you've heard this cacophony before.

Census-less-ness

Census-less-ness (n.): A peculiar kind of population survey that puts housewives, prostitutes and beggars in the same category.

COYTUS

Intercourse between two extremely shy people.

PROTON

A molecular physicist with a fat fetish.

WARNER BROTHERS

Siblings that are quite liberal in giving others a heads up.

BLAST FROM THE PAST

A fart that smells like yesterday's food.

iPOOD

Taking off from the below...

iPEED

What Steve Jobs would say after going to the loo.

SUPARIMAN

If Clark Kent were to become a hitman for the mob.

IMPROMPPTU

The art of effortlessly presenting without ever having seen the slides before

MOCHA-I

A PJ cracked at a cafe.

MARGIN

A line between the buyer and the seller.

ABCDEFGHiJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

If Apple branded the alphabet.

VUVUZEALOT

One who blows the Vuvuzela. A lot

INTERCOURSE

What you have in between starters and the main course.

UNDERSTATEMENT

"Get on top of me!"

OFF KEY

Xabi Alonso singing badly. Heh.

LAVASSA

If Barista were to open in Lavasa.

EMI AWARDS

When prizes were given out, one installment at a time.

MOOBIUS STRIP

Fat man losing his clothes.

A SUSPENDED MINOR

A 17-year-old chord that gets expelled.

ACCELERATION DUE TO GRAVITY

Extra tweeting speed caused by mobile Twitter applications.

FACE PALM IN THE SAND

What Iron Maiden would sing when embarrassed.

SACHS APPEAL

What Goldman had before September 2008.

METTLEHEAD

Very brave person who loves metal.

SUBTITTLES

Those captions on women's tee shirts that say things like 'stop staring' or 'I wish these were brains'.

KUALA LUMPUR POLICE DEPARTMENT

K.L.P.D

EPIC FAIL

When you can't pass an exam on the Mahabharat.

BLAHSPHEMY

Really boring insults to the Lord.

MUTTER PANEER

The most soft spoken Indian side-dish ever.

PANKH ROCK

What GreenDay plays, hence explaining why they have so many fans and are so cool.

:P

VICKRUM

A triangular-headed person who loves Old Monk.

LIP SINK

When a concert goes down the drain because the performer can't actually sing.

UNION UTTHAPAM

What happens when leftists learn how to cook South Indian.

(alt)

When Robin Utthapa is signed on by Kerala's IPL Team.

iPILL

Pill to treat psychological illnesses caused by Apple products/IPL.

BLAWWG

Emotional blogs.

BLAHG

Most (useless) blogs.

BLADE OF GRASS

A poor joke about marijuana.

BOTTOMLINE

Tight underpants leaving stretch marks.

FORMVILLE

The activity of filling out thousands of forms to sit for entrance exams.

SEPPUORKU

The violent disemvowelment of English words by Orkut users.

FEEDBACK

When you make the chef eat his own unpalatable cooking.

SITTER

An easy chair.

Take a chillax pill

A chillax pill - something one takes to solve a nasty constipation problem.

Usage example: Dude, homeopathy won't help you - take a chillax pill.

CAFFEINITY

That which makes you take coffee breaks during work hours.

GVLT

Something awesome that originates in Hyderabad.

BE B.C.

Television network that shot to prominence with their live broadcast of the opening of Stonehenge.

EPIC PALE

What happens when you use way too much fairness cream.

CAPITAL PUNSIHMENT

A ruling by the court of law which states that a person must keep the Caps Lock on for the rest of his life.

PROPAGANDU

One who has perfected the art of Propaganda, especially in politics

TRAIN STOPPING

Motormen's hobby of striking by shutting down train services. Last seen in Bombay.

TRAINAMOOL CONGRESS

The Railway minister's party.

KASABLANCA

An epic movie based on the life of Ajmal Kasab.

EFFACEBOOK

When you clean out all the embarrassing data from FB when older family members start sending friend requests.

PARTY ANIMAL

The democratic donkey or the republican elephant.

TO WWWWOW

(verb)
To do extremely well, despite badly screwing up the ending / last few moments.

Eg: Dude, I wwwwowed my last semester!

(Clueless? See this)

WANDERBUST

What happens in your 40s when you burn bras in your 20s

DEI TRIPPER

Someone new to Chennai, doing an overdose of the local lingo.

ALGORE-RHYTHM

Computer program to create environmentally friendly music.

LAYSTATION

If Sony starts a brothel...

LIVERPUDLIAN

Alternate name for Liver cells.

MAR-THE-GRASS

Indian Weed smokers convention

MRF PAES ACADEMY

What will result when Leander Paes conveys a hostile takeover of the MRF Pace Academy in Chennai.

PURSE ONE'S LIPS

Pay someone to shut up.

BUY-CURIOUS

When you can't decide between two products and decide to try both.

FACE-BHOOKH

Social Networking for the Hungry.

PEE-R PRESSURE

The urge to take a leak when your friend tells you he is going to take one.

AFTERMATH

The result of a disastrous mathematics test.

MACBETH

Modern-day tragedy involving a broken Apple computer.
(not to be confused with iLiad)

www.tharoor.out

What the website URL should actually be.

SOOTHSAYER

(Language of origin: Tamil) Someone who talks through his ass.

STAGNATION

When population growth comes to a standstill because there are too many single men in the country.

ME-ME

A cultural pattern created by a Narcissist.

MUTTER OF CHOICE

You know. Whether to join a voluntary organization. Like Greenpeas.

BANDH-DE MATARAM

Unofficial CPI(m) Anthem

DOUCHE EX MACHINA

An abrupt and illogical end to a story, as masterfully displayed by C-Bag the D-Bag.

PRIMODIAL SOUP

The situation LKM is in.

WAITERGATE

The controversy a local waiter was involved in

GANDULF

Abusive Indian White Wizard

MAYAWATT

The Unit of a statue's Annoying Quality

PIKACHUTIYA

Annoying Indian Pokemon

LOLAPALOOZA

A gig where bands are expected to laugh out loud.

MARX MAOBILE

A Communistication device with Socialist networking features.

Made in China. Available in red.

CHOLI KE PJ

A poor joke about the pronunciation of the word 'memory' by amit123s.

FACEPALMBOOK

Social networking for the embarrassed

MANOJ

To miss by a mile.

ORIGASMI

Art of paper folding that culminates in intense emotional excitement.

COUCH POTATO

A brown bean bag.